The grass is always greener on the other side.
I’m sure you’ve heard the saying, but right now I’m looking at the literal truth of that statement.
My sad, sad patch of lawn is parched. The Georgia heat is a killer, and my lawn is desperately trying to hang on.
It sure would help if someone would remember to water it on a regular basis.
Alas, it’s too late to save the basil, and the mesclun is long gone. Flowers, planted just last weekend, have already gone gently into that good night.
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| R.I.P. Mesclun. You sure were yummy. |
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Excitement over picking her own salad mixed with anxiety over eating something called "mesclun".
Doesn't sound very appetizing, does it? |
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| But a mesclun by any other name would taste just as good. |
This is not how it was supposed to be.
In Brooklyn, I dreamt of a lively herb garden – a place where I could snip herbs and toss together flavorful, organic meals without having the expensive cuttings rot, forgotten, into a brown, oozing mush in the back of my crisper.
But that sounds as lovely and gentle as the much-coveted “dying in my sleep” option when compared to the horror endured by my poor planted herbs.
Those plants suffered a brutal death by drought, the unrelenting sun baking every last drop of moisture right out of the leaves.
I’m a murderer.
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| The lavender in happier times. |
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These stones lived with my mom for seven years. We never had a garden to house them...
Till now. |
But – and I’m not (just) making excuses here – it seems like the only things able to withstand the merciless heat and the almost total lack of moisture are the feisty weeds that spread and grow like, well, uh, hmmm. You’ve probably heard that saying, too.
Anyway, those things are a bitch to kill.
Even with chemical agents killing their root systems, those female dogs tenaciously hold on, refusing to cede their ground.
I white-knucklingly grappled with some of those weeds today, and, sad to say, it was not an easy fight. In fact, if I had to call it, I’d say I eked out a win after 15 rounds and a split decision.
Not my finest showing, but the other guy definitely looks worse.
He’s lying in huge piles in my backyard, while I look just a bit slimmer thanks to the two pounds of water weight lost during our high noon struggle.
Nature’s sauna may not be the most hospitable environment for delicate herbs, but it’s a miracle worker on the post-menstrual waistline.
I think that’s called a silver lining.
(Bet you’ve heard that one, too.)