|NYPD Commissioner Ray Kelly|
|Imagine the meteorological version of this. Terrifying, right?|
|Don't want anything to fall on this brilliant, beautiful noggin.|
While we did hear tornado sirens this afternoon, that portion of the storm was, thankfully, far from us.
However, today's Birmingham News reported that police closed the local airport for several hours yesterday as they investigated a suspicious package.
So, in summary, I have tornado alerts and terror alerts. The best of both worlds.