Friday, December 3, 2010

A Wink and a Smile


I just don’t think I’m friendly enough for the South.

I mean, really, I’m supposed to wave to you?  I don’t even know you.

Making eye contact in New York is either a sign of aggression or weakness.  You’re either challenging someone, or you’re opening yourself up to any number of lunatics:  pollsters, Scientologists, comedy club hucksters, or a homeless woman who gets right in your face and yells merrily, “You are the UGLIEST girl I’ve ever seen.” 

Not that that last one has ever happened to me.*

But in Alabama, people only walk for leisure, tossing out waves and smiles as freely as dollar bills at a strip joint.  I just don’t know how to handle this.  I mean, what do these people want from me?   By the time I remember to return the smile, those folks are already in my rearview.

How does a girl used to paying attention to no one else on the street avoid becoming the oblivious chick that offends the neighbors?

I think I’m in need of a multi-step program.

*Okay, it happened in May 2000 on the corner of W. 50th & 8th Ave.  I was on my way to a date.  Didn’t do much for the old self-esteem, even if the woman was missing teeth and looked more than halfway deranged.

2 comments:

Sarah said...

When I 1st moved to NYC I noticed that NO ONE would look at me when I went on a run along the East River, but home in the burbs, it's rude NOT to say hello to a passing walker/runner. Oh NYC and your friendly ways ;)

Kate said...

Ha! There would be people in the halls at work that wouldn't even make eye contact or return a "hello"!